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"What are you?" "I'm an otter." "And what do you do?" "I swim around on my back and do cute little human things with my hands." "You're free to go." "And what are you?" "I'm a cow." "Get in the farking truck, ok pal!" "But I'm an animal." "You're a baseball glove! Get on that truck!" "I'm an animal, I have rights!" "Yeah, here's yer farking cousin, get on the farking truck, pal!""Īs adults go, we tend to bond with the carnivores and eat the herbivores.
Line 'em up one by one and interview them individually. We only want to save the cute animals, don't we? Yeah. I love the animals." Hey, I love the animals too. "I don't want to eat the meat because I love the animals. I look at these pictures and think, "Poor kitties!" And I just want to gather them up in my arms and give them lovin's. ModernPrimitive01: It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas. I have seen a hen jump across a fast moving creek and turn to watch her chicks drown, one by one, single file. If someone in China eats cats, can I get upset about it - when I happily eat pigs, cows, fish, chickens, etc.?Īs someone who grew up on a chicken farm (a small family farm, not a giant industrial farm), let me ease your conscience by letting you know that chickens are the single dumbest animal on the planet. What's the difference between a chicken or a cat? Besides the genus/species part, that is.
Because they're not cute, and I have no compunction about eating them. Those chickens and turkeys often look petrified crammed into their open air cages riding 80 miles per hour. Then I remember driving behind all the poultry plant trucks, or cattle semis, and I don't think twice about it. It's a Sunshine Day!: This is one of those stories that really forces me to consider my own dilemmas.